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Watch the Dark Shadows Trailer!

If you missed it on Ellen, check out the full trailer here. Our preference generally leans toward the brooding, dangerous vampire, but we guess a funny Depp vamp isn’t so bad. 

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Jerry Bruckheimer tweeted this Lone Ranger still with Armie Hammer as the Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow Tonto.

It’s not really surprising, but it’s truly disappointing that they cast a white man to play a Native American in 2012.

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Musical of the Week! 

Sweeney Todd w/ Johnny Depp. What.